Lurkening
One who both lurks and listens, reading a majority of someone social media posts, but only posting the rare reply.
I didn't think anyone was paying attention to my facebook rants but as it turns out Jessica was lurkening in the background
lurkened
to be so ridiculously drunk that you do one of the following:
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman
Oh shit that McAdams really got you lurkened last night!
Wanna get lurkened tonight?
Wanna get lurkened tonight?