Athyth
An ancient Sumerian deity, patron god of being an absolute hunk of man, being the paradigm of peak pulchritude and just an all-around chill guy.
"Oh how I wish to have a fraction of a fraction of Athyth's undeniable grandeur, oh woe is me."
"Bro shut the fuck up I'm tryna crochet a cumsock over here."
"Bro shut the fuck up I'm tryna crochet a cumsock over here."