Lying Dog
A sexual position where the bottom dog lies flat on their stomach. The top dog then mounts them and enters from behind. This is the first step of Cave Canem. It precedes Doggystyle.
Sometimes my wife is so tired she can barely keep her eyes open after dealing with work and the kids. Usually, she still wants to do the Lying Dog.
Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Joe Biden
Joe Biden is the true definition of a lying dog faced pony soldier!
Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.
Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier
Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier
Acronym - for dumb F___ Piece of S___!
You lying dog face pony soldier!