Lyle Lovett
American Bad Ass, and engineer of melodic kickassery.
He was too Lyle Lovett for the bar.
Lyle Lovett
An extremely ugly motherfucker, of the Texas variety. Has a excellent singing voice, but looking at him will want to make you poke your eyes out with hot nails.
Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts. Why you ask? Obviously not for his looks.... he must be well endowed.