macgrubered

When passed out after drinking and you get a celery stalk shoved in your ass. Aka also known as a Josh.

Saturday Night Live parody of the 80s TV show MacGyver. Like with MacGyver, the title character in this sketch uses common household items to help get out of danger, usually an impending explosion. One difference is that MacGruber needs something fairly disgusting to help carry out the task (i.e. a dog turd or human pube).

MacGruber and other characters spend so much time arguing that the room they're in explodes.

The act of distracting someone by: taking all your clothes off then sticking celery in between the butt cheeks while covering your genitals and waddling around like a penguin.

Is something you scream when you've watched SNL and your in a Doctores office.

A bumbling taxi-driver who frequently runs into things, takes a wrong route, shows up at the wrong address, forgets where he's supposed to be transporting his riders, drives jerkily and/or over rough terrain so that his passengers get jostled around, etc.

A shitty movie that makes fun of the best 80s show around, MacGyver. They could have at least used a hot guy for the movie. But then, you just can't get hotter tha Richard Dean Anderson ...

A pie that takes to long to cook and you end up yelling "MacGruber" at the top of your lungs.