Macheteable

Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.

A long dick- I mean, a long metal sword that is longer than a pen- I mean knife. It is often use for se- hunting!! It can cut through as- grass.

spanish word for fucking big ass knife

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.