machias

Machias is fun but not to good at singing. hes very good at singing let it go tho. hes the suggar daddy to girls named emily and lanaya. he is always cast as prince eric in the little mermaid. hes not toooo atractive but hes not ugly. his hair is nice tho. he is kinda smart. and all of his siblings have weird names. he will most likley end up getting his ear pierced when he is older. he has lots of problems and he probably dosent like you. joey is his best friend. he has a dog thats thick. he can hardcore parcore

A guy that can come across as a jerk to many but once you get on his good side he is a silly guy who likes to joke and have fun. He is an amazing boyfriend and is caring and sweet when he wants to be. He is amazingly attractive and easily irritated. One of the coolest, funniest, outgoing person you could hope to meet.

A small town, on the eastern coast of maine, isolated from any other known civilization. You must like Allen's Coffee Brandy to be able to "hang" here. Marijuana also serves as a large civic pass-time and is cultivated by almost all of the inhabitents of Machias. In Machias, mothers shoot coyotes out of the kitchen window, and dining on muskrat for dinner is not unheard of. Pit parties and camping in random places in the woods serve as forms of excitement for most of the younger generation. Its fun!

A shit hole.

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.