machine dick
a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries
"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."
Time machine dick
When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
washing machine dick
When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
dick machine
My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.
Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.
machine gun dick
When someone has an enormous penis
Yo, that machine gun dick is like 20 inches!
machine gun dick
When someone has a big dick
Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam