mackeral
A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser
Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.
Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.
Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
mackered
Very tired or very drunk
"You were mackered last night mate"
"Nah not tonight mate, I'm mackered from work"
"Nah not tonight mate, I'm mackered from work"
Macker
Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.
"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you say that to all the ladies."
macker
Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.
"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you tell that to all the ladies."
macker
A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.
oi mate here comes a macker!
Mackers
Large male normally in poor physical condition. Someone with testicals that loves McDonalds food. Cross with nackers and McDonalds
How's it going Mackers?
Macker
Poor-man's pimp. Like a mack but more cheesy.
Yo' ain't not pimp you notin but a damn pussy-ass macker ho.