Mactwat
Someone who works at Macdonalds, who INSISTS that you put "mac" infront of every order.
Me: I'll have some french fries please.
The Mactwat: Huh?
Me: Oh, some fries please.
The Mactwat: Sorry, we don't sell fries.
Me: Yes you do, look up there! (I point at the board behind the Mactwat)
The Mactwat: Oh, you want Macfries!
Me: Oh whatever, you Mactwat, take your Macfries and shove them up your Macass!
The Mactwat: Huh?
Me: Oh, some fries please.
The Mactwat: Sorry, we don't sell fries.
Me: Yes you do, look up there! (I point at the board behind the Mactwat)
The Mactwat: Oh, you want Macfries!
Me: Oh whatever, you Mactwat, take your Macfries and shove them up your Macass!