Madamustache
A mustache a woman grows. A contraction for "Madam" and "Mustache".
Floyd: Did you see Mrs. Miguel?
Frank: That 60 year old teacher?
Floyd: Yeah! She has a really gross madamustache!
Frank: That's just gross.
Frank: That 60 year old teacher?
Floyd: Yeah! She has a really gross madamustache!
Frank: That's just gross.