made the bed
The act of pleasuring one's self (masturbating) when you should be doing more producting things like dishes, laundry, sweeping.
Husband: "What did you do all day while I was at work?"
Wife: "I made the bed 3 times"
Wife: "I made the bed 3 times"
Man Made Bed
When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.
Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."
Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"
Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"