Madiunese
Madiunese is a language of Madiu, who is commonly known as the fucking legend. Madiunese is also the most complicated language in the world, consisting of British and Latin terms, and quotes from boring books.
Person 1 (Understands Madiunese): C'est la vie.
Person 2 (Does not understand Madiunese): What? Are you from Afghanistan? I can't understand their language but some legend told me something similar before he lectured me on the importance of excluding the letter "T" out of every word.
Person 2 (Does not understand Madiunese): What? Are you from Afghanistan? I can't understand their language but some legend told me something similar before he lectured me on the importance of excluding the letter "T" out of every word.