Madturbate
What someone's 4 year old son with down syndrome says he does with the vacuum cleaner every night.
When I asked my roommate Collin's son why he uses the vacuum cleaner every night, he says he's doing madturbate.
Madturbate
The frustrated act of masturbating after a spousal argument to simply get back at your significant other.
I had a fight with Raelene the other night so after she left I climbed into bed and just madturbated all night.
Madturbate
Verb When your partner turns down your advances and you have to masturbate to relieve your horniness/grudgefuck yourself to sleep.
Hank refused to stop playing xbox last night so I had to madturbate before bed.
Madturbating
Doing the act of masturbating while mad for some reason
”Man, Mark surely is madturbating after Sylvia called him a nerd”
Madturbating
Masturbating as an outlet when stressed or angry.
"Man I was so pissed when I failed my history test, I went to the stall and started madturbating furiously!"
madturbating
Making nothing but angry, troll posts on the internet to get an ego boost and/or literally to get off on being a jerk.
Do you realize how much of your life you've wasted madturbating to "liberals"?
Madturbate
when you're sexually frustrated and can't masturbate
Man,bae posted a really nice selfie and now I'm so madturbated.