Maduro
The worst president in the history of Venezuela, has an IQ of -64747382828
"Dude here comes dictator Maduro, take me a picture"
" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"
" Sorry, I don't take photos of shit"
Nicolas Maduro
The worst thing that ever happen to the beautiful country of Venezuela.
Nicolas Maduro is such an asshole
Maduro Diet
Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.
if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet
Marco Maduro
A chode that can quote a library worth of conspiracy theories but yet always seem to pee stain his pants.
Dude, I went to that party and my boy John was a total Marco Maduro.
Maduro Throat Slide
The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.
"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"