Maffis
A cool way to describe something big
That’s a maffis dog
maffis
A word to describe how fat someone (usually a woman) is.
Friend: Look at that Karen, she's so big!
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis
Me: Ye ikr, she's maffis
Maffy-Noller
A common leech who preys on unsuspecting groups of boys destroying their sense of happiness. This person is a hypocritical piece of mould and frequently uses the word ‘Lairy’ and the phrase ‘no-one else wanted me in their group so I have to go with you guys’
Maffy-Noller by the door, lets peg it lads
Maffy
Mom actually fucking fuck you.
Sent to mom: Maffy.
Mom: excuse me.
Mom: excuse me.
Maffy
Absolute vile scum of the earth, will act nice to get you to reveal all your secrets and spill them to the globe
Yeah you know maffy yeah she’s evil as shitting fack but for some reason everyone falls in love with her