Mafter
when you can't tell if a person is a man or a woman, but they have kids. mother and father put together.
person 1: hey, look at that kids mafter!
person 2: dude, it's so hairy!
mother father shim
person 2: dude, it's so hairy!
mother father shim
Maftering
Combination of "morning," "afternoon," and "evening."
Maftering, how is everyone doing?