mag grava
A heightened meditative state whereby the subject is able to mentally reject all logical and reasonable sources of danger without regard to actual threat. Though not actually effective, the subject can employ tactics of denial and rejection to achieve a 7% successful outcome. These numbers cannot be fully substantiated however since survivors who use this method for self defense are hard to locate.
As a convicted felon, Donald was not permitted to own a firearm and therefore used Mag Grava to defend himself against the armed wig bandits. Services will be held next Tuesday at the Temple of our Holy Shinola.