Magical Rectangle

A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01'
iPhone/other smartphone

Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight.

Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?"
Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again."

Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical

rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN!

IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

俚语	magical rectangle
释义	Magical Rectangle A mystical glowing tablet forged in the fires of Mt. Jobs (but really a factory in China) time suckage champ since '01' iPhone/other smartphone Source of all news and questionable information, gateway to drunken regrets/feats of greatness, photo-documentarian, pornographer...flashlight. Person : "I have half a bottle of gin, an old iced coffee and some cherries....that's like a White Russian ...right?" Other person: "Dude you're an idiot. Use your magical rectangle and check that shit out. Also never invite me over again." Urban warrior: Ugh... I didnt read the book all my roommates lame co-workers are talking about...I'll consult my magical rectangle and wiki that shit...or look up how to fake a seizure. Either way...I WIN! IT KNOWS EVERYTHING WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
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