Magicorn
A genetic hybrid of a unicorn and a sorcerer. Declared the most dominant creature to live. Mishandling or foreplay with a unicorn may cause priapism or even death if not correctly birthed. 2 Wizards 1 Unicorn
Guy 1: bro i tried making a Magicorn, now i gots priapism.
Guy 2: tell me when you buy the farm
Guy 2: tell me when you buy the farm