magic poo
Magic Poo, a turd that vanishes down the toilet. Backed up by the lac of turd on the paper when you've wiped your arse.
Jesus Andy I've just done a Magic Poo. Tahts the second one in my life.
The Magical Poo
A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.
Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!