Magic Vagina Theory
A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.
Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."