magnetic fart

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.

Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!

Fart Magnet

When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero.

You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it.

"Murphy's Law" as related to farts.

I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me.

It wasn't me.

俚语	magnetic fart
释义	magnetic fart A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats. Bob sits in Tim's computer chair. Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart! Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck! Fart Magnet When you think you have farted privately and from out of nowhere people enter into gaseous ground zero. You know once you drop a fart magnet in public, someone is going to walk into it. "Murphy's Law" as related to farts. I was the only one using the ATM, but as soon as I dropped a fart magnet, 2 others came in behind me. It wasn't me.
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