Magrint
Noun: adult virgin son of an immigrant with a cruddy BMW who squeezes into too tight jeans with flip flops because his paw-like magrint feet don't feet in shoes. Has a "white girl at any cost" attitude to dating and can't wake up before 10 am no matter how many times his mom gently kisses his sweaty forehead to wake him up.
He's such magrint, I've never seen that much hair in someone's buttcrack before.