Mahalomahn
A fine specimen of human. One in a billion. Come to him with ya problems they’ll go in the bin, come to him with ya solutions then you got yourself a friend. Simple but he is very bizarre, something not mainstream. Mahalomahn is the missing thing in your life, unfortunately there aren’t many of them out there, come to think of it there’s only one. Three words to describe him, “a limited edition”.
Why so down you need a Mahalomahn.