Mahew
When you can’t say “Mathew” with the “t” resulting in “Mahew”.
Person 1: Hey! Where the fuck is Mahew?
Person 2: You mean Mathew? Yeah I saw him eating dirt by the river.
Person 2: You mean Mathew? Yeah I saw him eating dirt by the river.
Mahew
A person with the last name mahew is normally associated with have a large penis and a big bum.
‘Oh it is mr mahew over there, look at his big bum’