Mahiri
Mahiri's usually have hairy testicles and very largs thighs. No one can stradle a Mahiri because he will kill you.
You: I would love to give Mahiri a blow job
Your Friend: Oh no! Mahiri has alot of hair down there!
You: Eww... Nevermind.
Your Friend: Oh no! Mahiri has alot of hair down there!
You: Eww... Nevermind.