Mahomes

To put a shit load of ketchup on any item of food.

When your chances are thinning, yet you somehow break free and beat the odds. Like KC Chiefs QB Patrick Mahomes when he passes the ball despite the pocket closing in and almost getting sacked, scoring yet another touchdown!

A pretentious fruitcake who thinks it’s completely okay and funny to do a corny and even fruity tik tok dance on the memorial of a legendary NFL star. He takes pride in riding his brothers fame train, and thinks the world should bow down to him because he’s Patrick Mahomes brother. He thinks he can walk into a bar and act like a douche and when they tell him no he thinks he’s a badass for shaming them on social media. He is also fruity too. No offense to the LGBTQ+ community, but I think we can all set aside our differences and agree that Jackson Mahomes is deep in the closet. I mean just listen to his voice and look at the way he dresses. He’s wearing skinny jeans in 2022 and will probably continue to wear them after Patrick retires.

The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.

Father of Josh Allen

When the man tucks his penis between his legs so the woman can give him oral sex from behind. Right as the man ejaculates the penis is released so that it flips up in a snapping motion to spray the semen in the air like Jackson Mahomes spraying water on an innocent Ravens fan. The female then exits the room after dumping water on males face, all while simultaneously creating a TikTok.

The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.