Mahomo
An insult used to describe NFL star Patrick Mahomes’ brother (sister) and wife. Jackson Mahomes (Mahomo) is a pretentious fruitcake who takes pride in using his brothers name for clout. He also thinks it’s hilarious to do a fruity tik tok dance on the memorial of a legendary NFL star. His wife Britney is a pretentious karen that thinks she’s a know it all in football. She probably thinks Lebron James is on her husbands team and that a touch down is called a goal. With this toxic combination of mahomos Patrick Mahomes often gets a bad rep. Patrick Mahomes is a good man, great man even, and a talented quarter back, however Patrick’s fruity sister and entitled wife are tarnishing the Mahomes name. They are also from Texas too, and as a Texan we are glad that Jackson Mahomo and Britany Mahomes are out of the state and should 100% have their Texan card revoked. Patrick Mahomes on the other hand, we will always welcome him with open arms to the lone Star state. If I were Patrick Mahomes I would 100% pull an Aaron Rodgers and ditch them.
Friend: Hey bro who’s that girl on the field wearing those tight jeans and doing cringe tik tok dances.
Me: That’s Patrick Mahomes sister aka Jackson Mahomo, his wife is over there on her phone tweeting and harassing the opposing team’s fans.
Me: That’s Patrick Mahomes sister aka Jackson Mahomo, his wife is over there on her phone tweeting and harassing the opposing team’s fans.
Mahomo
A KC Chiefs fan obsessed over Patrick Mahomes. The obsession is next level and typically includes daily dick pic searches, constant premature GOAT posting, texting group threads with consistent reminders of the obsession and taking a blood oath with your wife that it’s the only dick you would share
Damn I’m such a mahomo my wife caught me rubbing one out with my KC socks
Mahomo
A nickname given to popular NFL quarterback Patrick Mahomes by butt-hurt haters who's favorite team has probably been shredded by the Kansas City Chiefs at some point during Pat's career.
Mahomo is so overrated. Tom Brady is literally his father.
Patrick Mahomo
A handgun, specifically of great caliber
Fuck this shit, hand me the Patrick Mahomo.