mahtayoh
mateo is pronounced how it’s spelt gmah-tay-oh). mahtayoh is one to make jokes. mahtayoh’s are terrible cooks, usually only knowing how to make a basic quesadilla. they usually don’t know what they’re talking about so keep that in mind. usually used as a nickname for the name “mateo”. mahtayoh only wears puma shoes and crocs but he’s living his best live if you know what i mean. if you know a mahtayoh, show em some appreciation (or hate we don’t care).
person 1: OMG! IS THAT MATEO??
person 2: nope. his name is mahtayoh.
person 2: nope. his name is mahtayoh.