Main Man Mullet
The Main Man Mullet is a being that is widely considered to be the most powerful force in the universe, even more powerful than god himself. The Main Man Mullet can be found playing Xbox with complete retards to feel smart or fucking fat girls. His mullet is bulletproof and can be used as a cooler to store his iced tea and mystery meat.
Today I started a cult dedicated to the Main Man Mullet.
Main Mullet Man
The Main singer of Journey with a giant Mullet Mainly in the music video seperate ways where the Main Mullet Main looks especially faggy
"You know that faggot from journey, Main Mullet Man"