M'aiq the Liar
The best NPC in the Elder Scroll Series. Sadly it offers no quest, but it carries three bottles of Skooma that can be pickpocketed.
"Bro i found M'aiq the Liar"
"M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, that's what his father said."
"M'aiq's father was also called M'aiq. As was M'aiq's father's father. At least, that's what his father said."