Majdolin

Help this hoe, she sits at home doing nothing

Ugly little shit, sits at home drinking cola and act tough but is crying all the time

Do you mean Mandoline?

Nah just kidding. Majdoline is thebomb.com (and it has nothing to do with her proximity with terrorism).

The bitch is funny, smart & fierce.

Majdoline has a heart of gold and a generosity that never stop giving. She trusts people too easily and that can sometimes cause her harm but regardless of how hurt she gets she never let’s it change who she is.

Majdoline has an infectious spirit and a radiant smile with the most beautifully long and luscious hair. She loves singing in the shower and filling up her room with little trinkets that bring her joy.

Majdoline will always smell delicious, but don’t bite!

If you ever find a Majdoline never let her go because she’s one of a kind and will never hurt you. Majdoline is a blessing in your life and will help you grow to become the best version of yourself.