Majkel
Such a cool dude!! The name is read just like Michael, but writing it this way is even cooler. Y’know, all of the Majkels have VERY big dicks, but none of them are dicks. It is impossible for a Majkel to be the bad guy in any circumstances. You must be an incredibly lucky person to know a Majkel. Want a have a cool, talented child???? Name it Majkel just after the birth and it’ll immediately be 1000% superior.
-Hey, you know this, um.. Michael?
-Ugh, you dumbass, it’s spelled Majkel, go rethink your life choices.
-Oh, ok, have a nice day!
-Thanks, you too!
-Ugh, you dumbass, it’s spelled Majkel, go rethink your life choices.
-Oh, ok, have a nice day!
-Thanks, you too!