Attack of the clones
When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
Attack of the Clones
-The Second of the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.
-One of the two reasons the prequels where thought of as bad.
(The other being Haden Christiensen )
-The worst of all Six of the Star Wars episodes, but a necessary turning point with only 2 high points, being Jango Fett and the Battle of Geonosis.
-One of the two reasons the prequels where thought of as bad.
(The other being Haden Christiensen )
-The worst of all Six of the Star Wars episodes, but a necessary turning point with only 2 high points, being Jango Fett and the Battle of Geonosis.
Hey dude, wanna watch "Attack of the Clones?"
No way, "Empire Strikes Back" is way better.
No way, "Empire Strikes Back" is way better.
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Star Wars: Episode II Attack of the Clones is a 2002 film directed by George Lucas and written by Lucas and Jonathan Hales. It is the second film in the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
The film is set ten years after the Battle of Naboo, when the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of renegade Jedi Master Count Dooku, thousands of systems threaten to secede from the Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her, while his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to investigate the assassination attempt. Soon the Jedi are drawn into the heart of the separatist movement, and the beginning of a new threat to the galaxy: the Clone Wars.
The film is set ten years after the Battle of Naboo, when the galaxy is on the brink of civil war. Under the leadership of renegade Jedi Master Count Dooku, thousands of systems threaten to secede from the Republic. When an assassination attempt is made on Senator Padmé Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, Jedi apprentice Anakin Skywalker is assigned to protect her, while his mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi is assigned to investigate the assassination attempt. Soon the Jedi are drawn into the heart of the separatist movement, and the beginning of a new threat to the galaxy: the Clone Wars.
Person 1: Have you ever watched Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones?
Person 2: Of course! It's an amazing film.
Person 2: Of course! It's an amazing film.
attack of the clones
The current state of teenage society ever since they all decided to look and act the same way.
1. Girls will 95% of the time be wearing crop tops or baby doll shirts, short shorts, dad jeans, nikes, over sized sweaters, leggings to show off ass, and XL tee shirts paired with booty shorts. Not to mention bucket hats, color bracelets, and dainty necklaces. They also tend to have acrylic nails, long blond-ish brown hair, light average makeup, and unusually similar faces and body types. They also enjoy the music of harry styles, taylor swift, conan gray, and lana del ray. Another thrill of theirs is posting cutesy photos on instagram and make tik toks like their life depends on it.
2. Boys will also 95% of the time be sporting plain white tee shirts, basketball or cargo shorts, pricey sneakers, and a chain. Almost 100% of time, they will have very curly and obnoxiously fluffy haircuts to where you can barely see their eyes. They are the dryest and plainest creatures on the earth.
No one seems to know how to eradicate the rapid cloning.
1. Girls will 95% of the time be wearing crop tops or baby doll shirts, short shorts, dad jeans, nikes, over sized sweaters, leggings to show off ass, and XL tee shirts paired with booty shorts. Not to mention bucket hats, color bracelets, and dainty necklaces. They also tend to have acrylic nails, long blond-ish brown hair, light average makeup, and unusually similar faces and body types. They also enjoy the music of harry styles, taylor swift, conan gray, and lana del ray. Another thrill of theirs is posting cutesy photos on instagram and make tik toks like their life depends on it.
2. Boys will also 95% of the time be sporting plain white tee shirts, basketball or cargo shorts, pricey sneakers, and a chain. Almost 100% of time, they will have very curly and obnoxiously fluffy haircuts to where you can barely see their eyes. They are the dryest and plainest creatures on the earth.
No one seems to know how to eradicate the rapid cloning.
Person one- "Ugh, i had to leave the bathroom fast cause this group of teenage girls were taking mirror pictures."
Person two- "It's so annoying! I had to stop walking outide the other day so some girls could finish their tik tok dance on the sidewalk.
Person 3- "Don't get me started on this group of boys i saw the other day. They all looked exactly the same and had no emotion. It's like attack of the clones. They're all clones!"
Person two- "It's so annoying! I had to stop walking outide the other day so some girls could finish their tik tok dance on the sidewalk.
Person 3- "Don't get me started on this group of boys i saw the other day. They all looked exactly the same and had no emotion. It's like attack of the clones. They're all clones!"