Makeshit
Something that is makeshift, but still incredibly bad. An obvious failure to improvise successfully. If "Man vs Wild" was remade starring Donald Trump, he would end up sleeping in a lot of Makeshit shelters.
Chris: "I ran out of bread, so I used graham crackers for my sandwich instead. It was awful."
Simon: "Sounds like a pretty makeshit lunch."
Simon: "Sounds like a pretty makeshit lunch."