Attendeficitis
A medical condition in 'normal' people that makes them susceptible to conform to ideas and motives caused by the conglomeration of thoughts and ideas between 2 or more people with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). When these people combine their disordered and slightly dysfunctional brain knowledge, verbose phrases and illogical ideas spew forth from their mouths, causing confusion and havoc around them. They may seem convincing and intelligent, but don't be tricked, it's the Attendeficitis affecting you.
My friends woke me up at 6 with their obnoxious talk about driving to Canada, which is 8 hours away. Before I knew it, I was in the car...driving us there. Attendeficitis at it's best.