Makruk
A Thai version of chess, known among OP eligible students in Queensland, Australia to induce intense thoughts of suicide, failure, denial and confusion.
OP student 1: TFW someone chucks a ma at your bia and you need to remove your khun from immediate danger.
OP student 2: Please never bring up makruk again.
OP student 1: OK. Want some Cherizade?
OP student 2: Please never bring up makruk again.
OP student 1: OK. Want some Cherizade?