Malarker
A horrible real creature that is disguised as a real person. Could be anyone your around, or even you. A creature that MUST be killed, or else will stalk you while your sleeping and kill you.
Ima kill those f***ing Malarkers
malark
a female nonce
That stupid B*tch is a malark aye big Boss? Reckon she knows?
ard vark malark
A form of the word malarky. Means nonsense or bull
What is this ard vark malark? He obviously is lying!
Malarked
To be brought down by anothers poor performance
Wow Jim's team is getting their asses kicked
Yeah its because of ted Jim is getting Malarked
Yeah its because of ted Jim is getting Malarked
Malarke
Someone who sexually assaults sharks
Dominic you can’t hide it, you are a “malarke”