attention john
A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.
Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.
Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!
Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!
Fran: You are such an attention john!
Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!
Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!
Fran: You are such an attention john!
attention john
n., a person who gives an attention whore what he or she wants the most. This kind of person is required to keep the whole attention prostitution enterprise going.
Example:
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"
Attention whore posts a picture of perfect semi-nude body with caption, "Nobody <3 me cuz im 2 fat. ;("
Attention john comments, "No, baby, you're beautiful in every way! I'm sure you are smart and kind and honest, too!"