malbolge
A cancerous language of the programming world.
Bill: "Hey man! Wanna program with some Malbolge?"
Generic 12-Year-Old Internet User: "Fuck no boi. Get outta my swamp m8."
Generic 12-Year-Old Internet User: "Fuck no boi. Get outta my swamp m8."
Malbolge
A esoteric programming language (like Befunge and ><>)
Malbolge was designed to be impossible to use, and the first program was not even made by a human; it was generated by a beam search algorithm a while after Malbolge's creation.
To make it hard to use, its creator (Ben Olmstead) added:
1. A counter-intuitive 'crazy operation'
2. A ternary (base 3) system
3. Self-altering code
note that this definition was previously under 'Malboge'
Malbolge was designed to be impossible to use, and the first program was not even made by a human; it was generated by a beam search algorithm a while after Malbolge's creation.
To make it hard to use, its creator (Ben Olmstead) added:
1. A counter-intuitive 'crazy operation'
2. A ternary (base 3) system
3. Self-altering code
note that this definition was previously under 'Malboge'
Person A: Hey, have you learnt Malboge yet?
Person B: OK. First up, it's MalboLge. And second, you don't write Malbolge. You RUN.
Person A: (=<`#9~6ZY327Uv4-QsqpMn&+Ij"'E%e{Ab~w=_:Kw%o44Uqp0/Q?xNvL:`H%c#DD2^WV>gY;dts76qKJImZkj
Person B: I know you didn't write that yourself. Also, I saw the first 3 characters, don't be evil please.
Person A: (=BA#9"=<;:3y7x54-21q/p-,+*)"!h%B0/.
~P<
<:(8&
66#"!~}|{zyxwvu
gJ%
Person B: SHUT UP!!!
Person B: OK. First up, it's MalboLge. And second, you don't write Malbolge. You RUN.
Person A: (=<`#9~6ZY327Uv4-QsqpMn&+Ij"'E%e{Ab~w=_:Kw%o44Uqp0/Q?xNvL:`H%c#DD2^WV>gY;dts76qKJImZkj
Person B: I know you didn't write that yourself. Also, I saw the first 3 characters, don't be evil please.
Person A: (=BA#9"=<;:3y7x54-21q/p-,+*)"!h%B0/.
~P<
<:(8&
66#"!~}|{zyxwvu
gJ%
Person B: SHUT UP!!!