malboro
this nasty tenticle thing that's in final fantasy it sucks
look at that green mouth malboro you gone die
Malboro
Malboros are fiends from the video-game series Final Fantasy by Square-Enix. They appear in Final Fantasy II, V, VI, VII, VII:CC, VIII, IX, X, X-2, XI and XII and are feared by most players with low-level characters.
Their appearance is usually intimidating, most of them being by far larger than the protagonists, mouth wide open and tentacles (sometimes with multiple eyes) lining their green body.
In the early games they appear in groups, changing their behaviour through the series and appearing solo later on, capable of extinguishing a group of heroes on their own. One of their most dangerous attacks is "Bad Breath", also known as "Sour Mouth" or "Breath", which afflicts one or more members of the party with all kinds of status alignments.
The name can be derived from the latin words mal and boros, meaning bad breath.
Their appearance is usually intimidating, most of them being by far larger than the protagonists, mouth wide open and tentacles (sometimes with multiple eyes) lining their green body.
In the early games they appear in groups, changing their behaviour through the series and appearing solo later on, capable of extinguishing a group of heroes on their own. One of their most dangerous attacks is "Bad Breath", also known as "Sour Mouth" or "Breath", which afflicts one or more members of the party with all kinds of status alignments.
The name can be derived from the latin words mal and boros, meaning bad breath.
Being a Malboro kept in the Imperial City as a Pet by Mme. Zammadria.
Name: Carrot
Age: 8
Gender: Female
Upon a journey to Nalbina to visit her Husband, a member of the Restoration Committee, her dear Carrot escaped and made for its Natural Homeland in the Salikawood. Mme. Zammadria petitioned a hunt for this Mark to avoid unwanted Scandal.
- Final Fantasy XII
Name: Carrot
Age: 8
Gender: Female
Upon a journey to Nalbina to visit her Husband, a member of the Restoration Committee, her dear Carrot escaped and made for its Natural Homeland in the Salikawood. Mme. Zammadria petitioned a hunt for this Mark to avoid unwanted Scandal.
- Final Fantasy XII
Malboro 72
Just like a regular Malboro red, but what the hell.. it's like 3 inches long.
Customer : Let me get a box of Malboro Reds.
Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out
Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...
Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though
Customer : Is that a real cigarette?
Indian man : Sorry, we are all sold out
Customer : What the **** kind of **** is this...
Indian man : We do have Malboro 72's though
Customer : Is that a real cigarette?
Malboro Hotbox
For whatever reason, a Malboro Hotbox is achieved when a person smokes cigarettes, of any brand, in a car with the windows up.
"Smells like a Malboro Hotbox in here"
"Yeah it was too cold to open a window"
"Yeah it was too cold to open a window"