maldivian holiday

(noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached.

chap 1: where's charlie? he's late.
chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning.
chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him!
chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.

俚语	maldivian holiday
释义	maldivian holiday (noun) a code word used to describe the phenomenon, mainly undertaken by offensively posh and/or stuck up chaps, of using young children officially charged with the responsibility to wake one up in the morning to also stimulate the person being woken up's penis until ejaculation is reached. chap 1: where's charlie? he's late. chap 2: i think he went on a maldivian holiday this morning. chap 1: oh the dirty old bastard! trust him! chap 3 (charlie): sorry i'm a bit late lads, i had to go to matron for a clean up.
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