maldo
n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.
"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"
Maldo
Usually a man who drinks fireball on end. Has a strong alcoholism. He, is a problem.
Man: You go out last night?
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.
Man 2:yeah completely pulled a Maldo.
Maldo-Fest
A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.
Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!