malk

Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.

Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?

malk

malk

noun

Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.

Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?"
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."

malk

-=:CHRiS:=-co founder of the word Malk says:
its mack + talk

used in a sentence im gonna malk that broad
meaning im gonna talk to her not to mack just to talk but if n e thing happens its all good lol

Malk

Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt.

Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk!
Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk!

Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk!

Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas!

Malked

The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face.

Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut.

Malking

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

Malk

Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse

Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!

俚语	malk
释义	malk Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford. Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"? malk malk noun Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned. Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?" Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much." malk -=:CHRiS:=-co founder of the word Malk says: its mack + talk used in a sentence im gonna malk that broad meaning im gonna talk to her not to mack just to talk but if n e thing happens its all good lol Malk Malk is any "milk" that is not from animal sources. Milk from animal sources like Cow or Goat is REAL milk! Milk from plant sources such as soy or almond is "milk" or fake milk or Malk. Milk is nutritious while Malk is far less nutritious. You can't feed malk to a baby, or they'll die of malnutrition. They need Cow's Milk, Formula, Goat's Milk, or their Mom's breast milk. Cheese from non animal sources is Chez while yogurt from non animal sources is yofurt. Idiot mangina: Look at me! I'm drinking Almond Milk! Idiot mangina 2: I'm drinking Soy Milk! Normal person: You're drinking Malk, Manginas! Malk! Normal Person 2: Yeah! What a bunch of Manginas! Malked The state of shock, disbelieve and complete sluttness that a woman feels after being cover in malk (man milk), cum or load in the face. Look at Maria she looks completely malked. All of her face is cover in malk and she can't stop crying. What a slut. Malking The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face. I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face. Malk Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
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