Mall Crawler
A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.
"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"
mall crawler
A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.
Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.