Mall Eye

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.

"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

俚语	mall eye
释义	Mall Eye An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'. "Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?" "Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!" i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out you screwed up bigtime. fr on god. person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
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