Mall-froader
A four-wheel drive vehicle, often highly modified for serious off-road operation, but which will never actually be driven off of pavement. Can also refer to the owners of such vehicles. Mall-froaders can frequently be seen in their natural habitats, such as on driveways, streets, highways and negotiating the treacherous aisles and spaces of shopping mall parking lots.
"That's a damn shame. A capable rig like that should be an off-roader, not a mall-froader."
“Agreed. If you love something let it go . . . off road”.
“Agreed. If you love something let it go . . . off road”.