Mallicure
A tacky French manicure with thick white tips and/or any other trying-to-be-classy-but-painfully-missing-the-mark nail look. Name comes from nail salons at malls specializing in such manicures. Frequently seen on teenagers and soccer moms who think they're being sophisticated.
"Eww, look at the mallicure on that girl--she paid $60 for fake acrylic nails with decals. Gross."