Mallomars
A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.
Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.
Mallomars
The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.
And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.
Mallomars.
And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.
Mallomars.
She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.
Mallomars
A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.
"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."
Mallomar season
1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'
Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"